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Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ Jackie…. Padders (Plodding on) 2M 2W and counting….
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thanks Jackie, I love this one each time. Barbi — –
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her > parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he > takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the > boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about > condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists > on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his > first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house > and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my > parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table > where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and > bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with > his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers > to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, > and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ > Jackie…. > Padders (Plodding on) > 2M 2W and counting….
Response:
Oops. :-) Hang in there and Hang out here, Coleen Two months, one week, five days, 19 hours, 37 minutes and 17 seconds. 1476 cigarettes not smoked, saving $239.77. Life saved: 5 days, 3 hours, 0 minutes. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her > parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he > takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the > boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about > condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists > on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his > first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house > and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my > parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table > where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and > bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with > his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers > to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, > and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ > Jackie…. > Padders (Plodding on) > 2M 2W and counting….
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Oooooooooops! LMAO! Katie Five months, three weeks, four days, 20 hours, 13 minutes and 31 seconds. 7113 cigarettes not smoked, saving $889.00. Life saved: 3 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 45 minutes. <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> <font color="#FF0000">If my love for you were but a grain of sand, no desert in the world would be able to hold it.~~Joseph M. Jones</b></font color>
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He, he, passed that one on 
Thanks Padders carli Three months, two days, 4 hours, 45 minutes and 8 seconds. 2354 cigarettes not smoked, saving $311.89. Life saved: 1 week, 1 day, 4 hours, 10 minutes. "I only eat the rude"…Hannibal Lector
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ROFLMAOOOooOOOOOOooooo Katie HOF <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> <font color="#FF0000">It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart. Without saying a word you can light up the dark.~~Alison Krause</b></font color>
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smirggle!! good one — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!! A day without sunshine is like, well, night. ICQ-1024248
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ROFLMAOOOooOOOOOOooooo > Katie > HOF > <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> > <font color="#FF0000">It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart. > Without saying a word you can light up the dark.~~Alison Krause</b></font > color>
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The Mini Skirt In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him: "How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!!!!" At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends." Jackie… Padders QOF and a Toodle Pip
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Thanks Jackie, that was a good one. Betty Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. Up to 100 minutes free! http://www.keen.com
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > The Mini Skirt > In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman > was waiting for the bus. > She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather > boots and jacket. > As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became > aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height > of the bus’ first step. > So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she > reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would > give her enough slack to raise her leg. > Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still > could not make the step. > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and > unzipped her skirt a little more. > And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her > dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. > So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending > skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. > About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up > easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. > Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him: > "How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!!!!" > At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but > after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends." > Jackie… > Padders QOF > and a Toodle Pip
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Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ Jackie…. Padders (Plodding on) 2M 2W and counting….
Response:
thanks Jackie, I love this one each time. Barbi — –
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her > parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he > takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the > boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about > condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists > on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his > first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house > and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my > parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table > where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and > bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with > his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers > to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, > and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ > Jackie…. > Padders (Plodding on) > 2M 2W and counting….
Response:
Oops. :-) Hang in there and Hang out here, Coleen Two months, one week, five days, 19 hours, 37 minutes and 17 seconds. 1476 cigarettes not smoked, saving $239.77. Life saved: 5 days, 3 hours, 0 minutes. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her > parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend > that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he > takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the > boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about > condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many > condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists > on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his > first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house > and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my > parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table > where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and > bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with > his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers > to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, > and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’ > Jackie…. > Padders (Plodding on) > 2M 2W and counting….
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Oooooooooops! LMAO! Katie Five months, three weeks, four days, 20 hours, 13 minutes and 31 seconds. 7113 cigarettes not smoked, saving $889.00. Life saved: 3 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 45 minutes. <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> <font color="#FF0000">If my love for you were but a grain of sand, no desert in the world would be able to hold it.~~Joseph M. Jones</b></font color>
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The Mini Skirt In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’ first step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him: "How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!!!!" At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends." Jackie… Padders QOF and a Toodle Pip
Response:
Thanks Jackie, that was a good one. Betty Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. Up to 100 minutes free! http://www.keen.com
Response:
)))))))) ))))) )))) )))))
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > The Mini Skirt > In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman > was waiting for the bus. > She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather > boots and jacket. > As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became > aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height > of the bus’ first step. > So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she > reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would > give her enough slack to raise her leg. > Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still > could not make the step. > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and > unzipped her skirt a little more. > And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her > dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. > So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending > skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. > About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up > easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. > Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him: > "How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!!!!" > At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but > after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends." > Jackie… > Padders QOF > and a Toodle Pip
Response:
He, he, passed that one on Thanks Padders carli Three months, two days, 4 hours, 45 minutes and 8 seconds. 2354 cigarettes not smoked, saving $311.89. Life saved: 1 week, 1 day, 4 hours, 10 minutes. "I only eat the rude"…Hannibal Lector
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ROFLMAOOOooOOOOOOooooo Katie HOF <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> <font color="#FF0000">It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart. Without saying a word you can light up the dark.~~Alison Krause</b></font color>
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smirggle!! good one — Smile…..make people wonder what you’re up too!!! A day without sunshine is like, well, night. ICQ-1024248
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ROFLMAOOOooOOOOOOooooo > Katie > HOF > <b><font color="#0000FF">~*~Katie~*~</font color> > <font color="#FF0000">It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart. > Without saying a word you can light up the dark.~~Alison Krause</b></font > color>
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