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I think I saw this one earlier this week on the about.com daily joke list.. It came from the christianhumor guide. I don’t mind humor, but I do mind seeing stuff that’s circulating like crazy posted here as just another stop. -Rob
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of > a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he > starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back > he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His > boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. > He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws > of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in > a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, > "Oh God! Save me!" > In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines > down from above. The man is motionless in the water > when he hears the voice of God say, > "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you > do not believe in me?" > Aghast with confusion and knowing he can’t lie, the man > replies, "Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but > how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in > you?" > The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted > back into the heavens and the man could feel the water > begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he > can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, > when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. > Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast > closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you > LORD for this food for which I am about to receive…" > Peter Amsel > Composer, Writer, Poet, Artist > Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. > www.synapse.net/~ampl > …listening for that still soft voice… > (and sometimes ignoring it when I do hear it)
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There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!" In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?" Aghast with confusion and knowing he can’t lie, the man replies, "Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?" The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you LORD for this food for which I am about to receive…" Peter Amsel Composer, Writer, Poet, Artist Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. www.synapse.net/~ampl …listening for that still soft voice… (and sometimes ignoring it when I do hear it)
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ROTFL! I really like this one – guess it’s a case of be careful what you wish for… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of > a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he > starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back > he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His > boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. > He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws > of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in > a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, > "Oh God! Save me!" > In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines > down from above. The man is motionless in the water > when he hears the voice of God say, > "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you > do not believe in me?" > Aghast with confusion and knowing he can’t lie, the man > replies, "Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but > how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in > you?" > The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted > back into the heavens and the man could feel the water > begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he > can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, > when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. > Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast > closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you > LORD for this food for which I am about to receive…"
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The 10 shortest books: … 1. Original Internet jokes bw – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I think I saw this one earlier this week on the about.com daily joke list.. > It came from the christianhumor guide. > I don’t mind humor, but I do mind seeing stuff that’s circulating like crazy > posted here as just another stop. > -Rob > There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of > a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he > starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back > he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His > boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. > He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws > of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in > a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, > "Oh God! Save me!" > In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines > down from above. The man is motionless in the water > when he hears the voice of God say, > "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you > do not believe in me?" > Aghast with confusion and knowing he can’t lie, the man > replies, "Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but > how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in > you?" > The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted > back into the heavens and the man could feel the water > begin to move once again. As the atheist looks back he > can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, > when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back. > Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast > closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you > LORD for this food for which I am about to receive…"
> Peter Amsel > Composer, Writer, Poet, Artist > Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. > www.synapse.net/~ampl > …listening for that still soft voice… > (and sometimes ignoring it when I do hear it)
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